The Biggest Loser

So you all have seen the TV show the Biggest Loser… well I’m taking that as a life motto for the next few weeks. Not quite as extreme as having a group of judges, a boot camp coach, and a giant scale installed in my apartment… but close. So grad school did a doozy on me… late nights in studio, a lack of funds, and the devil’s own version of a 7-11, Wawa, located within the small circle that encompassed my life for three years. I wont tell you how much I weigh, but it’s more than most people would guess, and more than most guys I know… the one upside to having the double latina/eastern european background combo is that I’m built sturdy… my ass alone probably ways more than most pre-schoolers.

 

I eat decent enough for someone that is a professed baker, not cooker… I’m tellin you I can mess up rice… even when it comes in a bag. I ride every weekend… true it’s not an intense workout… and maybe sometimes I use Regina’s retirement as an excuse to “go easy on her”, aka go easy on myself. This fall I joined the gym with three of my guy friends at work. It’s a bit comedic as we all ellipticate for 15 minutes and then go upstairs and ‘throw some iron’. Mostly they just bench press a lot, while I actually work out (the benefit of having once been engaged to a personal trainer). So my issue now is that I am just a completely ripped, smokin’ hot, Shakira lookin chic… under a few layers of extra goods that is. The boys and I decided to make this a competition of sorts… so for the next three weeks we are competing to see who can lose the most weight… I know it doesn’t seem fair considering they’ve each got at least 50 pounds on me, and really we should be doing a percentage… but they are such whiney bitches that it just ended up being who could lose the most.

 

So we’ll see, tomorrow I start with a two day detox… as in I drink two gallons of citrus juice without food over the next two days. This is going to be interesting. I’m not so worried about having to pee every thirty minutes… it’s just the heinous medusa I fear might come out without caffeine for that long a period. I’m not going to tell you all my goal weight… cause then I’ll jinx it, but I’ll let you know how my progress is going.

 

Oh, and did I mention I’m going on a cruise at the end of February… perfect, just in time to gain it all back.

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