Call me again and I’ll hunt you down

Damn you PennDesign. So I’m sitting at home trying to enjoy my evening and the phone rings for about the hundredth night in a row. It’s an 866 number so I’ve been screening it for a while. Well I finally pick up the thing and it’s those crazies at the design school looking for money. Blah, blah, blah… spiel about exciting new things happening… and would I be interested in making a contribution of $250. “Nope, sorry, can’t really swing that.” Okay, well, students here desperately need financial aid money to be able to attend school… would you mind giving $100. “Sorry, my loan repayments are a bit high right now.” Well we like to go to our alumni before we have to go towards outside funding… would you like to give $50. “Listen lady, I can barely eat right now I’m that poor.” Okay, well, uh, thanks for your time. I’m thinking in my head throughout this… “Listen psycho, no one gave me money, and I certainly am feeling the repayments now… maybe if you didn’t charge so damn much I would have a little left over after Citiassist has decided to bend me over without even so much as a hint of Vaseline… so unless you are cool with a fiver I would leave me the f*** alone for another 25 years or so until I’ve paid off my soul which I signed over to the Penn devil… thanks for your time.

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